An 11 year study of balboa music has just concluded and the top 20 balboa songs of all time has been determined. The study, conducted by the Music department at MIT in conjunction with the BioInformatics group at Oxford University, has been a long time coming. For years, the debates have raged on. Finally, we can put an end to all the bloodshed.

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